The Carmichael Brothers
The sadistic owners of Three Pines Agricultural Center, a hucow lease facility masquerading as a penal labor farm

Everett and Wade Carmichael are the sadistic owners of Three Pines Agricultural Center, a hucow lease facility masquerading as a penal labor farm. In Cedar Ridge, Tennessee, under the white supremacist NewCon regime, the Carmichaels wield unchecked power. They are pillars of the local elite—descendants of a long, rotten bloodline of landowners and slavers who’ve rebranded themselves as “agribusiness innovators.”
Everett, the elder, is calculating and cold. Wade, the younger, is crude and cruel. Together, they embody the smiling face of systemic evil: white men who think their power is natural, ordained, and eternal.
Timeline and Key Role
Childhood to Early Adulthood
- Raised on stories of “heritage” and “legacy,” with Confederate memorabilia in every room.
- Inherited the farm after their father’s stroke; retooled it as a NewCon Penal Lease Enterprise.
- Early adopters of hormonal enhancement and “breeding lease” technologies.
Age 30s–50s: Current Era
- Pioneered the “Milk Credit” and “Intimacy Credit” systems—designed to trap prisoners in an endless debt loop.
Have made personal fortunes selling fetish porn of hucow prisoners, including Terri Moreno, whom they personally targeted for recruitment.
- Use their connections with Sheriff MJ, Zane Puckett, and the local clergy to suppress dissent and launder their cruelty in the language of “justice” and “tradition.”
Personality & Traits
Everett Carmichael (The Brain)
- Age: Mid-50s
- Vibe: Gentleman monster
- Style: Pearl-snap shirts, silver cufflinks, always clean boots
- Manner: Speaks softly, never swears, always smiling — terrifying because he never has to raise his voice
- Specialty: Legal traps, psychological domination, PR-savvy manipulation
Wade Carmichael (The Enforcer)
- Age: Early 40s
- Vibe: Sadistic redneck
- Style: Trucker hat, sleeveless shirt, boots crusted in manure
- Manner: Loud, vulgar, enjoys humiliation and degradation
- Specialty: Hands-on punishments, “product testing,” sexual harassment disguised as farm inspections
Philosophy
- Belief: Some people are born to be livestock, and the Carmichaels were born to own them.
- Religion: Southern-fried Calvinism with a heavy side of racial exceptionalism.
- View on Hucows: “God made ‘em big, we just finished the job.”
Role in Terri’s Story
- Orchestrated Terri’s fall after she refused to “volunteer.”
- Personally reviewed and approved the court theatrics that led to her conviction.
- Refer to her in private as “the spicy one.”
- View Julio Moreno as a joke—“a good little brown boy who knows his place.”
Themes
- Legacy racism disguised as Southern tradition.
- Bureaucratized sexual violence.
- Smiling, folksy evil with a Confederate grin.