Pastor Elbert R. Strickland

Tucker-James' father. A fire-and-brimstone pastor.

Pastor Elbert R. Strickland

A fire-and-brimstone small-town preacher with a deep love of discipline, traditional values, and countries he doesn’t understand.

  • Name: Elbert Ray Strickland
  • Father: Abner Strickland
  • Mother: Myrtle Strickland
  • Siblings: A younger brother who moved to California and is no longer spoken of
  • Wife: Susan Strickland
  • Children: Tucker-James, Michael-John, Sarah-Grace, Ezekiel
  • Education: Bachelor of Divinity, Upper Mississippi Evangelical Institute
  • Born: April 9th, 2008
  • Age: 45 years in 2053
  • Nationality: American
  • Job: Senior Pastor at Solhavn Independent Holiness Tabernacle
  • Address: Corner of Luther Lane and Flagstone Avenue, Solhavn, Minnesota

Appearance

Sturdy, clean-shaven, with a thunderous voice and pressed slacks. Always wears buttoned shirts, suspenders, and a patriotic lapel pin. Has a large Norwegian flag magnet on his Dodge RAM.

Personality

Loud, sincere, and completely certain he’s right. Lives in a moral black-and-white world, but with a soft spot for Tucker. Deeply distrusts “wokeism,” science fiction, and public schools. Has a heartfelt belief that Imperial Norway is a Christian stronghold against global depravity.

Motivations

Wants his son to grow into a righteous, god-fearing man and find a good Norwegian wife with strong childbearing hips. Sees Imperial Norway as a promised land because it bans DEI programs and has propaganda posters with women doing laundry.

Weaknesses

Incredibly gullible when it comes to foreign propaganda—especially if it’s anti-liberal. Reads satirical articles as gospel truth. Has no idea that Imperial Norway is a hyper-sexual fascist matriarchy. Thinks the “exaggerated fertility” of Norwegian women is a wholesome return to Biblical family values.