Missionary Position: The Tucker-James Story
One Bed. Four Sisters. And a Lactating Host Mom
When 18-year-old Tucker-James Strickland boards a flight from rural Minnesota to begin his exchange year in “traditional, family-oriented” Imperial Norway, he brings with him nothing but a suitcase, a Bible, and the heavy expectations of his evangelical father. What he doesn’t know is that Imperial Norway is a fascist matriarchy where women suffer from state-induced sex addiction, nudity is normal, and abstinence is treated like a mental illness.
Now living in Norwegian suburbia with four aggressively affectionate host sisters—and their endlessly nurturing, perpetually lactating mother—Tucker finds himself trapped in a nation where hugs turn into straddles, “family bonding” happens in bed, and every innocent cuddle ends in trauma.
Through video diaries, panicked prayers, and sweaty dreams, Tucker-James chronicles his descent from pious virgin to confused, trembling foreign delicacy. As his classmates beg to grind on his lap and school counselors suggest “gentle hand stuff” for his emotional well-being, Tucker must cling to what little faith he has left… if he can stop getting smothered by boobs long enough to read a Bible verse.
Povel Vieregg
