Ch 12 - Viergg and Monica("Monique")

AJ: Good morning, What's good, Bro!!

Vieregg: Good morning!! Why are you so cheerful in the morning?? What are you smiling about?

AJ: (Smiling Brightly!!) I have a nice little treat for you!! A chocolate treat!!

(Beckons Monica to come in)

AJ: Vieregg!! this is the my Vice-President Monique!! Monique, this is my bro Vieregg!! I think you two will love each other!!

(Vieregg is suddenly nervous)

Monica: (Sighs) I am done correcting you.(Contemplating a name change) I know you are doing it on purpose. Hopefully your friend is much better manners than you do sir!!

AJ: No need to be rude. Vieregg has come to see the new office and the new staff.

Vieregg: Eh... uhm hi, I... I just thought I'd drop by and see the new office and everything. Nice to meet you Monica.

AJ: What the heck bro!! Don't you like the forbidden chocolate!! You and half the boys around Norway would love nothing more than to get your hands on some good pussy! So I came to you first.

Monica: (Smacks AJ) You are a grade A asshole. Fuck you!! I am not your prostitute or your whore pass around to your buddies. You arrogant piece of filth!! I'm leaving!!

AJ: You know you like you see!!!!(Monica slams door behind her!!) What the heck are you laughing at bro?!!

Vieregg: Haha oh too funny. You are irredeemable AJ. Hmmm I like her sassy, thick chocolate. Reminds me a lot of your Claire. But not sure I could handle her. That is a lot of woman and a lot of attitude. I mean your Claire... sometimes I wonder if I am getting abused the way she rides me. She can be rough. I don't think I could another sassy American black girl. Besides I am trying to be a good boy and stick with Idun. Don't tempt me like this!

AJ: (AJ smacks Vieregg) Get it together man!! Don't pussy out on me now!! You will dominate her!! You will annihilate her!! And then you will conquer her! Yeah sure she's built like a tall Amazon. But don't let her size intimidate you. She's an actually chocolate bunny with lots of booty for you to play with. You will be drowning a pool of warm chocolate. Don't you want that?? You'll be in sweet paradise!!

Vieregg: I am not you man! She will kill me!!!

AJ: Oh geeze!! Ok look. Do yo need me there?? We can split roast this cruel unfaithful manipulative little witch!

Vieregg: I don't know man!!

AJ: (Sighs) OK, lets invite here over for dinner. She can meet you and Alex. Just don't let her intimidate you.